Top 10 things your cat is thinking:
1) You know that s$#& you are frying? I want some of that.
2) Stop picking me up all the time.
3) I want more junk!
4) I know you think we are done playing but we are REALLY not.
5) It’s 4:30 AM; why are you still sleeping?
6) Who the hell are you people and where is my food?
7) There are two places in the house: The places I am allowed to go, and the the places I go when you are not around.
8) I didn’t DO IT.
9) You know those memes about cats on the internet? NOT FUNNY!
10) Why do you change your fur everyday?